Poor Derek, he really hasn’t got a clue.
His wife Deirdery has been reading a certain saucy book and looking longingly at Derek she suggested that maybe they took 50 Shades of Grey to the bedroom.
Derek’s trousers & shirt were off before he left the room and Deirdery thought he’d rushed off to prepare himself for a night of passion.
Poor Deirdery, she hasn’t got a clue either. Derek’s in the shed, putting on his decorator’s overalls & going through his paint charts.
There may be trouble ahead!
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